Alpha Unit /
Janna
Hi, I’m the Alpha Unit, but you can call me Al. Every organisation needs a master control unit, and I’m the one at DBTT. I speak four languages (and curse in at least fourteen), some people keep deadlines, me – I’ve kept so many I collect them. I love a challenge and helping my team through them, so if you’ve got one, then bring it on. I love to travel, and I always take three things with me: a plastic spoon, my insatiable curiosity and a towel (sage advice from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy). With all these quirks you’d be surprised how often clients think they’ve hired a whole droid army because I can literally do everything in half the time.
Double G_D /
dbl_GD
Double_GD is our graphic designing unit, and she likes to be called double GD because she’s both a graphic designing machine and is doubly good at it. Double_GD can make anything you need graphic-designed look awesome; if she were doing the design work on a planet-smashing bomb, the last thing you’d say before it landed would be “Damn that’s a pretty bomb, I hope I see more of it!” Trust us, NASA could hire Double_GD to put a smile on the dark side of the moon.
The Completor /
The C
The Completor is a lot like the Terminator, only for documents, and trust me, this is the little engine that can. The Completor can take anything from documents written on an ancient operating system (she could probably decode Mayan texts and the monolith from 2001 or The Matrix). Except, she wouldn’t just make them coherent, she could add calculations or fillable forms. She can make code dance, which is odd, as The Completor came from the factory with two left feet units.
Feline_Unit_27
Stan
Wherever you get mice, you’re going to need a cat, and in Stanley we have one of the most sophisticated ones in this spiral arm of the Universe. We’re not sure what Stan does other than periodically trip us up, sleep and jump on us, but he does that with ruthless efficacy.
Find Out More About DBTT
So, what do we do at Don’t Believe The Type?
What don’t we do?!
- We streamline and organise businesses and individuals.
- We teach people how to create and run an ethical and profitable business and help them develop it without losing their mind and soul (which is a pretty nifty trick for a robot collective).
- We understand, then solve problems.
- Overthrow evil Galactic Empires (unless you are an Evil Galactic Empire, in which case we’re pretty mustard at crushing pesky rebellions).
- We pre-empt and troubleshoot workflow solutions.
- We give back focus and clarity you might have lost.
- Bring the right skills and talents to any solution to any problem.
- We give projects a face/identity and make them look good (if we built a Death Star, it would have a smiling face and people would be pleased to see it).
- Some people find a problem for every solution; we haven’t seen a problem yet we couldn’t find a solution for.
- Become that extra limb you didn’t realise your company was missing.
- Time travel. Okay, we don’t actually own a TARDIS, but it’s the only explanation for how much time hiring us will save you.
- We also give projects all the time they need, like I said Time Travel – have you seen our Delorean?
Meet the team that memes business
Janna
Hi, I’m the Alpha Unit, but you can call me Al. Every organisation needs a master control unit, and I’m the one at DBTT. I speak four languages (and curse in at least fourteen), some people keep deadlines, me – I’ve kept so many I collect them. I love a challenge and helping my team through them, so if you’ve got one, then bring it on. I love to travel, and I always take three things with me: a plastic spoon, my insatiable curiosity and a towel (sage advice from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy). With all these quirks, you’d be surprised how often clients think they’ve hired a whole droid army because I can literally do everything in half the time.
DBL_GD
Double_GD is our graphic designing unit, and she likes to be called double GD because she’s both a graphic designing machine and is doubly good at it. Double_GD can make anything you need graphic designed look awesome; if she were doing the design work on a planet-smashing bomb, the last thing you’d say before it landed would be “Damn that’s a pretty bomb, I hope I see more of it!” Trust us, NASA could hire Double_GD to put a smile on the dark side of the moon.
The C
The Completor is a lot like the Terminator, only for documents, and trust me, this is the little engine that can. The Completor can take anything from documents written on an ancient operating system (she could probably decode Mayan texts and the monolith from 2001 or The Matrix). Except she wouldn’t just make them coherent, she could add calculations or fillable forms. She can make code dance, which is odd, as The Completor came from the factory with two left feet units.
Stan
Wherever you get mice, you’re going to need a cat, and in Stanley we have one of the most sophisticated ones in this spiral arm of the Universe. We’re not sure what Stan does other than periodically trip us up, sleep and jump on us, but he does that with ruthless efficacy.
